What are you doing, creep?

She says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What are you doing, creep?

She says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.