What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An air bag.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.