What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8