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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.