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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.