What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.