Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
A ghoul Yule!
Mash-scara!
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
