What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.