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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)