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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.