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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh