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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Mick Jagger Jokes More Mick Jagger Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.