What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.