What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!