What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four