What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble