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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!