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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Innuendo Jokes More Innuendo Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.