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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...