What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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Breakfast and lunch.

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Because they lay out in the sun so much

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If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...