What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!