What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!