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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.