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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.