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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance