What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance