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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.