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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.