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What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.