What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies