What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.