What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz