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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.