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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."