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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.