Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.