What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older