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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

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