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What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control