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What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Put it down, Tyrone!

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control