What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on