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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents