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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river