What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!