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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.