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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost