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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.