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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!