What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.