What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook