How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!