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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?