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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Sumday

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He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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He gave her a ring.

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It slipped a disk.

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Meowch!

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Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Party fowl.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."