What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!