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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.