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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.