What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!