What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty