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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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The wall behind him.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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