Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
My mum.
Because he's a Fungi!
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
9/11
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Seeing your ex.
When you get stiff before she does.
The location of the dirtbag.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.
