Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because he was hung like this
Because he is a bad influenza
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
It was an emergent sea.
Because they're so...viet.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
I have only my shelf to blame
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
The location of the dirtbag.
Pardon me
