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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me