What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid