Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Because 0 1 2