Elderly Lady Jokes

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Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO