What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.