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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.