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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.