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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.