What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.