What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they blew it up already.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.