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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky