What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.