What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.