What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane