What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know