What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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A rebel without a gauze

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A rebel without a gauze.

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A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze