When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Take away it's credit cards!
Because Demeter stopped working.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
He had to parrot.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
