A raging Boehner.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
He flips houses.
High wasted shorts!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
