A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Yankee poodle!
On the Hayflower!
Ireland: More bars in more places
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
High wasted shorts!
I don't know but I just got a raging clue
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
