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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Long Face Jokes More Long Face Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."