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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.