Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
Probably not a planned child.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because there are no gaze in the military
A seasoned veteran
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
She kept wetting the bed.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.